my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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