We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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