His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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