dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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