idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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