thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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