saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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