All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize