dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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