talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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