my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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