I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
