You know, be my cock's hype man.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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