Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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