i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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