Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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