Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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