so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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