we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Is Oprah even human
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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