If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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