you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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