We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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