So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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