The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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