I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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