For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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