some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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