party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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