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(770): View more from Georgia

also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower

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She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task

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(903): View more from Texas

And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either

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(847): View more from Illinois

His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.

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(559): View more from California

Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes

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(703): View more from Virginia

can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?

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(518): View more from New York

Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"

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