This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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