That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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