What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Someone came in the potted fern
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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