Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls