my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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