We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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