And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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