does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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