no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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