If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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