it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
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We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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