office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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