It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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