are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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