it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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