how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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