god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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