Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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