the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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