I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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