Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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