grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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