Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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