think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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Rumble strips road head = magical
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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