I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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