OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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