North Korea, Best Korea!
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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