I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
What a dumb baby whore.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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