I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
she pinky promised me she was 18
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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