Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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