Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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