im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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