My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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