I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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