During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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