butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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