You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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