I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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